Happy Khmer New Year (winners)

(recently-arrived) copy editors who just read an article on the subject vs. freakishly happy (Cambodian) bar girls. round one.
1:	So, how do you celebrate Khmer New Year?
2:	Oh, we give food and drink to the angel!
1:	Like offerings?
2:	Offerings, yeah. This year, the angel likes to drink blood so we give blood!
1:	Oh, uh, of course, like red juice, right?
2:	Yeah, and Coca Cola. That counts, too. But it's not so good the angel wants blood. I think this year there will be a lot of accidents!
3:	Yeah, last time there were so many accidents all year long. So many! It was such a bad year!
1:	...
1:	Huh. So, uh, we've really got good timing.