April=August

April equals August if you threw August into a kiln - as long as you are under the sun, there’s no escape from the utterly searing heat. Riding on a moto is as bad as walking; there’s a breeze, sure, but it’s about as cooling as steam. Remember that episode of the Twilight Zone where the mercury kept rising and rising till all the thermometors broke and slowly baked to death? It’s like that, except, unfortunately, the heat’s not the result of a freezing-cold induced fever.

Did I mention  it’s hot?