I thought I’d have to leave the city (or at least cross the river) to try some tarantulas, but Bethany brought a whole baggieful in to the office today after a trip to the country. Mmm. They taste like nothing more than carriers of a kind of barbecueish sauce. And the texture’s fine; kind of chewy, I guess, and the legs are tougher than the body, but not slimey or squishy or overly gross in any way. At leat a B+.